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My finances are a joke

Do jokes count for a blog post? Miguel got me to thinking about how funny my finances were, so  I wrote a joke or two about em.

I’ll be honest man, my finances are a joke. I called in to check my balance, I never got the amount though cause the automated teller wouldn’t stop laughing!!

My finances are disgusting. It makes me sick, heck they make everyone sick. My piggy bank got swine flu!!

Money Makeover, there has been no lip stick created to make my finances look pretty.

I just finished the Dave Ramsey book, Total Money Makeover and that guy is nuts!! No one can survive on those budgets. It’s not a money makeover, it’s a lifestyle workover. With those budgets, I bet if he ever made a movie the soundtrack would be in morse code!!

My wife gets angry when I don’t balance my check book. So a couple of months back I tried it..   the stock market crashed.

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